Alia Bhatt to CA: ;P

Alia to CA:
Can I claim 80 % of my Cafe Coffee day(CCD ) expenditures under section 80CCD?

CA surrendered his certificate !!!!��

Wife (SMS): Hi Baby

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Wife (SMS): Hi Baby
Husband: Hii Honey (sending failed)
Wife: R u there???
Husband: Yes Yes.... I am here (sending failed)
Wife: R U ignoring me or wat?
Husband: Honey I m not... I am trying to reply u (sending failed)
Wife: Its over....don't ever talk to me again.
Husband: Ja mar Kameeni (Message sent)

Teacher shocked!!!! Student rocked :@ :)

Teacher : How Old are You ?
Student : Check the Register.

Teacher : where r u from ?
Student : Check in school
Info.

Teacher : Whom do u love most Mom or Dad ?
Student : Ask My Heart.

Teacher : stupid, where is ur Heart ?
Student : Ask Ur daughter!!

Teacher shocked!!!!
Student rocked :@ :)

Best Message!!!! :P

Best Message Ever In The Galaxy..
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Do You Know Why Love Is Blind??
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Because.
Your 'MOM' Started To LOVE You
Before
Seeing Your Face

:P :@

"IDIOT U COPIED MY STYLE" huh !

Difference of Nature:
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Two girlz wearing same T-Shirt
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Response:"IDIOT U COPIED MY STYLE" huh !
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2 boyz wearing same T-Shirt,
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Response:"O My Brother"   
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Agree Boys ??

why teacher gives homework.. :P :D

Child labour is a crime...
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Then why teacher gives homework..

Otherwise i will be the topper !!'' :@ :P :D

Sachin Tendulkar- 10th
pass
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Anil ambani- 12th pass
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Einstein-"failed 12 tym
in a class"
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Edission-"i never
worried for
exam,coz 1 sheet never
decide mah
future"
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Harbhajan singh- 8th
pass
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M.s dhoni-"failed 2 tyms
in b.com" .
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"These are the persons which stop me from studying....
otherwise i will be the topper !!'' :@ :P :D